"Well son, your mother thought I should have this .. talk with you ..."
"About ... well, you know, it's like this, love is like bungee jumping."
"Hmm? No, it's a metaphor. I guess a better way of putting it is"
"love is the enablement of Insanity"
"Love"
"is Chaos with a Chainsaw"
"Damn right. Think of it this way:
You're holding a chikin as you shop at Saks 5th Avenue.
Store security is approaching.
The question is, do you eat the chikin or try to disguise it as defective merchandise purchased at Saks which you would return if only you hadn't mislaid your receipt?"
"Son ... I'm glad we had this talk"
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